Things That Suck-ListMania #2

Yeah, yeah. I know I have been out of touch and didn't realize just how long it had been til I logged on, so sorry. I'll leave it at that. But I SWEAR I will get better, because darling BF is all over me to get back to writing.

Here is my most recent compilation of Things That Suck. Let me know your thoughts, feelings, etc. xoxoxoxox

1. Packing tape.

2. Family members who insist on buying my child candy and playhouses large enough to hold a convention in. The playhouse in question is also supposed to be foldable, but I had two physics professors look at it and no one can figure it out.

3. Drivers who come to a complete stop at green lights. This actually happened to me today, and I nearly had "Windstar" permanently embedded in my forehead.

4. Packing to move house. I have done this at least 18 times. You would think I would be a pro by now. I will actually put it off until 2 days before the movers arrive, and then weep openly about how much crap I still have to pack.

5. Mysterious black spots on my carpet. I know its mold. I know there is nothing I can do about it. I know I am grossed out. I know I will never let my child drink anything unless she is standing in the bathtub ever again.

6. Getting up in the dark. Face it, that totally blows.

7. "Quota time" on my work computer. This means that we have 6 ten minute increments each day to get on websites that are "filtered". How am I supposed to screw off at work in 10 minute increments? Professional slackers need much more time than this.

8. Asshole neighbors. I have a few. I am moving. This is the only thing I like about moving.

9. Yogurt. I don't like the word. I don't like the smell. I don't like the icky smudges left behind when my darling daughter uses it as finger paint. On my wood table. That requires Pledge. Which I am consistently out of.

10. Freaking packing tape.

That's all for now, friends. Off to cut off another finger on the edge of a cardboard box. :)