Saturday, January 17, 2009

Death Stare at Johnny B's

OK, here is what I would like to know....

What normal, adult human being gives the Death Stare to a 3 year old?

We were at the sub place tonight, and this particular establishment also happens to specialize in frozen custard. Since my little angel ate all her dinner (good girl!), I told her we could go up and she could get dessert. So she decides on flavor, but the food/custard employee is busy ringing out some food customers. I tell the little gal to hold on, but, as 3 year old patience is fairly low, she cuts into the food line and says to the worker; "Please I can have some ice cream?" Now, I thought that this was pretty cute even though it was kinda bad manners, but again, the kid is 3. The worker tells her "Hold on sweetie, I'll be right there.", and I look up to see this lady in the line giving my daughter the freaking Death Stare! You would have thought the kid was 21 and zipped up to the front of the line to ask for a drink refill or some s**t like that. So, natch, I have to give the fat ass beeeeyotch the even bigger "You-Are-Going-Straight-To-Hell" Stare back. I mean, come on, it's a little girl. The other people in line were giggling, primarily because it's CUTE! So, Fatty McSub Snorker, if you are out there and reading this, take your bitterness out on someone a wee bit closer to your age if you must, but stop being evil to small children, especially when their mommies are watching. Because mommies are totally equipped to rip your head off. So there, beeyotch.

Oh and we had a great dinner anyway.

1 comment:

  1. OMG, I have to tell you I was seriously LMAO and almost fell out of my chair. Fatty mcsub snorker, damn you are good. God I miss you...Kelly

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